I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.
I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It’s a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.
at least it’s not a pavement princess. guy down the block has to literally grab a step stool to help his wife into his. It’s never been off asphalt. he drives it to his tech job 35 miles away.
Smoochiepie goes everywhere. Real fast. Pretty comfy too. Til the road stops. Then we setup camp or drop the boats right there.
She’s a bit heavy to drag out of ditches and such. We like to avoid that.
Thing is, if it’s older, it probably doesn’t have obnoxious flared wheel arches and whatnot like this 4 wheeled collection of fragile masculinity.
If it’s a mobile home and hauls stuff, that’s completely granted (although the snorkel in most cases is almost certainly ridiculous performative bullshit), yours sounds like it has a purpose ‘beyond ego boundaries’
I am an ignorant NW American. We have our hicks and our dicks. Those are my friends. Snorkleboy is one of them.
I drive an overly large (fuckcars would hate it), older plain white pickup with black trim. It’s a mobile home, hauls kayaks, cowboy limo, and gets me places. Plus, it gets stuck on the beach.
Most of us don’t have snorkles.
at least it’s not a pavement princess. guy down the block has to literally grab a step stool to help his wife into his. It’s never been off asphalt. he drives it to his tech job 35 miles away.
Smoochiepie goes everywhere. Real fast. Pretty comfy too. Til the road stops. Then we setup camp or drop the boats right there.
She’s a bit heavy to drag out of ditches and such. We like to avoid that.
Thing is, if it’s older, it probably doesn’t have obnoxious flared wheel arches and whatnot like this 4 wheeled collection of fragile masculinity.
If it’s a mobile home and hauls stuff, that’s completely granted (although the snorkel in most cases is almost certainly ridiculous performative bullshit), yours sounds like it has a purpose ‘beyond ego boundaries’