Culinary and/or philosophical advice welcome
I like to buy discounted old lemons. I wrap them up and toss them in the freezer. They thaw ugly but are still good for cooking.
Good idea In what do you wrap them? Aluminium foil? Or caj I put them in freezer bags?
Plastic wrap, but a freezer bag with the air squeezed out would work too.
Squeeze half of the lemon, put it into shaker. Add a lot of ice and two teaspoons of powdered sugar. Shake it hard. Pour everything into a glass and add 5cl of gin. Steer it gently and enjoy your gin fix.
Is that like a gin Old-Fashioned?
I know it as “gin fix”.
Juice them and freeze the juice as ice cubes, then bag them, store in deep freezer.
Then you have delicious lemon juice ready at your finger tips for ever and ever.
Cocaine
I’ll do you one further : Cocainade
Hell yes, rocket propelled cocainades
Have a lemon party.
That comment is goated, I think it’s so goated that I think it’s deserving of the adjective. It’s a totally goatse comment.
If you understand this person you’re officially old
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It’s weird being the same age as old people, tbh.
Old and looking to PARTY!
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Sometimes you don’t have sugar or water onhand and can’t actually make lemonade. You just gotta eat the lemons. It sucks but you gotta.
Kinda depend how much lemon Life gave you. If it’s one, maybe make a glass of lemonade with sugary syrup and salted dried sour plum. Add the dried plum into 1/10 mug of hot water, stir for a few second, add in the lemon juice and some ice, then fill it up with water and you got a glass of refreshing lemonade.
If it’s a few, maybe you can make lemon pound cake or lemon cheese cake instead.
You should take their seeds, irradiate them and set up a gamma garden
Make lemonade. - Get mad!! Make life take the lemons back!!
When life gives you lemons…
life gave you free lemons? #gifted. those shits are like $1 a pop in the grocery stores.
$1 a lemon is extremely expensive
Throw them at the clown who gave them to you while you were asking for something to eat.
Arson
Arson is usually the answer, I concur
I’ve made this cake a couple of times. It’s quite good.
Cave Johnson answered that but I can’t recall and quote all that.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
