(People saying he’ll admit it in this spate are wrong because he’ll end up in prison.)

  • calabast@lemm.ee
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    28 days ago

    Can I be the president that gets elected? Because if so, I take the deal, and he gets the pardon. Of course, our Supreme Court recently said I couldn’t get in trouble no matter what I did as president…

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      28 days ago

      You don’t have to give him a pardon just because you said you’d give him a pardon.

      You know. Like a liar.

      • snooggums@lemmy.world
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        28 days ago

        Nah, pardon him to keep your word.

        Have him put to death and pardon yourself and whoever did it. At least you aren’t a liar.