defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoWhat's the weirdest thing you ever saw someone do in their kitchen?message-squaremessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the weirdest thing you ever saw someone do in their kitchen?defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square69fedilink
minus-squareshittydwarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoMy ex was day drunk and wearing lingerie and power sharted right on my kitchen floor
minus-squarethefactremains@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoI’m not sure why, but I need to know… was your ex male or female?
minus-squareshittydwarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·25 days agoShe was a punk rock girl all tatted up. She felt quite bad about dropping the deuce
minus-squarewhats_a_lemmy@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoI guess it’s the thought that counts
minus-squaredefunct_punk@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoI’m sorry she found someone else
minus-squareLifecoach5000@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoDangit that made me spit 🤣
minus-squareLandedGentry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·25 days agoHoly shit I’m crying laughing lmao
minus-squareAnd009@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·23 days agoAre you short, because username is this close to checking out
My ex was day drunk and wearing lingerie and power sharted right on my kitchen floor
I’m not sure why, but I need to know… was your ex male or female?
She was a punk rock girl all tatted up. She felt quite bad about dropping the deuce
I guess it’s the thought that counts
I’m sorry she found someone else
The one that got away
Dangit that made me spit 🤣
Holy shit I’m crying laughing lmao
Are you short, because username is this close to checking out