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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Do not trust it. Do not follow it.

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Do not trust it. Do not follow it.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.

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      And always aim for the brain.

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        No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.

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          What if it’s liquid metal?!

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            Gunshot or acid

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      Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…

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        … 🤔 … maybe we will double check first.

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        Exactly. Also, I had a racist dog one time. I don’t really trust their judgement.

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          I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.

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            That’s pretty common. My cat is like that. My hamster was a lady but also a misogynist too.

            Maybe I’m just a terrible parent.

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          Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?

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            It was a Llasa Apso. He was very territorial, would bark at anyone if they came into the house. But if we were walking outside, really only barked at Asian and Black people. I blame his grandparents bc they watched too much Fox News.

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            I, too, had a racist dog. He didn’t like black people. He grew up in small town Canada where there was only one black family and the dad was the garbage man, so I think he developed a grudge against him coming up to the house once a week, doing his business with the cans, and then leaving.

            Eventually we moved to a more populated and diverse area and that grudge carried on targeted at any black men :(. I swear he was a good dog otherwise though lol

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      If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

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        She’s inviting them in.

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      Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.

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        She knows the bigger threat when she hears it

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          I mean…

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            Cluck around and find out!

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