Mine hit me with the “We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.”
Mine hit me with the “We’re spending all this money on you now so you can’t grow up and say we didn’t spend money on you when your were a kid.”
one time when I was little I heard my mum making weird noises in her room. i didn’t go check why. the next morning i asked her why were you making weird noises? she said “I was imagining eating Chinese food that was so good”
She was flicking the bean, wasn’t she?
Savouring the hot dog
Slurping the ramen broth
What, a woman can’t enjoy imagining a succulent Chinese meal?
Get your hands off my clitoris!
even at the time I was sceptical lol