I don’t particularly want my new profile to have that meth chic look.

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    5 months ago

    Lots of shampoo recommendations but some sunlight will help, too. When you wash your face, dry it well.

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    I get that after having a beard and using my CPAP, I think it’s pressure sores. I use some dandruff shampoo on my skin and it clears up in about a week.

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        5 months ago

        I have a long beard. I would not be able to have a beard without using dandruff shampoo on it at least 3 times a week. I make sure to use beard oil right after to maintain moisture though.

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    The long gray beard says “biker in his 60s” but the smooth, (mostly) unblemished skin says “I just learned to drive.”

    Also if this is shortly after shaving, it might just be razor burn. It’s clearly been a while so your skin might just be angry and not used to blades.

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    Lean all in, wear an old civil war uniform (ideally Union but if you want some of that southern strange you could go Confederate) and work on your thousand mile stare. It’s like peacocking!

    It’ll attract someone. (But I won’t be held responsible for the type of someone).

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    The Phillip OneBlade is especially good if your skin is sensitive to razors. It doesn’t give a “razor clean” shave, but that’s the point.

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    5 months ago

    Yeah I bought one of those professional hair shavers to cut down because of this… Going full on with a safety is not fun

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    5 months ago

    I have had a beard for years and shaved it awhile ago. Same thing. Goes away in a few days in the sun for me.

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    5 months ago

    It looks like some sort of fungal infection to me. Watch the redness go away within 48 hours, now that that area gets sunlight.

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    5 months ago

    I wish my beard grew that long, but it never wants to, I’m a little envious. You might benefit from one of those heated beard brushes that smooth out the hair. I got one but my beard refuses to grow in long enough for it to matter.

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    This is one of the reasons humans have to evolve past hair and become completely smooth. Fucking facial and body hair, I swear…

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      5 months ago

      Body hair has it’s uses. Keeping you from getting a cold (micro clima) and preventing skin irritations.

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      I got laser hair removal all over my body* fifteen years ago. Best decision ever.

      *got rid of all body hair except for eyelashes, eyebrows, and the hair on top of my head.

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        I’d like to but many people I’ve heard said it’s a procedure that needs to be repeated periodically, isn’t it?

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          It was a 3-year process, one treatment every 3 months. And no exposure to the sun during those 3 years. But it was so long ago, I hardly remember, and ever since then I’ve been maintenance-free, and free to sunbathe to my heart’s content. No hair.

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            Was the treatment full body, once every three months? I’ve thought about this for about 15 years but it seemed like it would take forever. Probably less than 15 years tho… This would be amazing.

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              I’m not exaggerating when I say it’s the best decision I’ve ever made. For anyone who’s extremely annoyed by their body hair and has money for laser hair removal, I HIGHLY recommend.

              Best. Decision. EVER.

              I did my trouble areas which I consider full body but it wasn’t technically full body. I did my facial sideburns, mustache area, underarms, Brazilian bikini, and my entire legs.

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            I’ve been kind of considering doing something like that since I’ve grown to despise pretty much all my body hair. What do you mean no exposure to the sun? Is it just a case of “don’t stay in the sun unnecessarily” or straight up “turn into a vampire and avoid the sun at all costs”?

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              They don’t want you to get a suntan or a sunburn during the course of treatment because it will affect the way the lasers react to your skin.