Beans
I’ve seen this guide countless times, and every time I’m sad they didn’t include their “ideal cookie”. Top left looks pretty good!
I got you some stuff:
Thank you, and I love you
No such thing as too much butter.
- France
Shitposting on Lemmy is cyclical. It starts and ends with beans.
Someday, when technology and culture have moved on, the last few Lemmy Mods and Host Admins will meet:
“Bean nice knowin’ ya”
“There it is.”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Leave it to crumbgrabber to perfect the cookie meme.
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Thanks for bringing pragmatic baking advice to this shitpost about beans. This is one of the many things I love about Lemmy. I’m out here goofing around, and I accidentally bump into someone who helps me make better cookies. Never change.
Oops! All beans
Inject it right into my veins
That looks like coffee beans, not baked beans.
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
The more you eat
The more you start
Enjoying managing your fiber intake
Ah. Beans.
Beans…ah! [Contented sigh, although you can scream, “ah!” about beans and we won’t judge you.]
BEANS!
Beans are red
Beans are blue
I want to eat
The beans with youOne bean, two bean
Red bean, blue bean…
Upper left: ideal cookie
Bottom right: ideal beans
My gamedev-fried brain interprets the beans image as like, the texture for the uv wrap of the side of the cylinder of beans that is inside of a tin can of beans.
… I think I need to go outside more often.
Beware the pipeline
I can scarcely remember how it even started. One day I was making Tollhouse cookies from a tube of dough, and then somewhere down the line, I was eating beans straight from the tin, seated next to a campfire on a cattle drive. Learn from my mistakes. [Sad harmonica sounds].
Not pictured here: even more beans.
Too much beans is an oxymoron
You calm my nerves and you build up my brain
Too much beans is a phrase insane
Cook at my will and what a thrill
Goodness gracious, great bowls of beans
