I have a high-end compound bow, arrows, a few firewood axes, a hatchet, a european style two-handed sword (a proper, functional one), a proper battle axe (both are wall decorations), heaps of rice, canned foods, winter and summer clothing, backcountry gear for traversing and climbing, fishing gear, and a boatload of other useful things for outdoor survival. I even have flint and steel.

I also built and lived in a tiny home on the side of a mountain for 5 years. I chopped wood every day for 5 years and used that to keep myself warm in the winters. While I’m no longer living like that, it taught me that I could hack it (pun intended).

If going for option two and I had 30 minutes to prep before teleport, I’d grab a large bag, fill it with some summer and winter clothes, wool socks, a few bags of rice, a metal water bottle and a filter, a pan to boil water, two camp knives, a hatchet, axe. I’d sling my bow, make sure I was wearing good shoes, pants, and outerwear, a hat, and glasses.

If I got teleported right now? I’m barefoot wearing board shorts, a light linen shirt, and my skivvies. I’d be fucked.