Edit: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.
Wow, an anime character couldn’t even crack the top 10.
Rule34 has more western stuff than the sites that weebs use
Too niche
Nah they just have their own websites
Where this list came from? Nit anime or video game character make me think is some r34 page specialized on western animation
its mostly anime chars on FP right now. Glad I saw that Link x Rogue the Bat, it almost made up for the vomitting after reading who #11 was
Something about all these characters that I can’t get behind, art style? personalities? I’m really not sure they all seem unappealing
R34 is basically all western, maybe you would be more interested in a booru full of anime tiddy instead.
Or the MSG website full of fur.
Isn’t it obvious?
Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.
Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh
Maggie on 11? You god damn sick fucks!!!
Oh my god. For some reason I read that as ‘Marge’ a second time. I distinctly remember thinking “Huh, that’s weird.”
Now idk if speed reading fucked me over or my brain just went “NOPE” and redacted that. And now I have in the fuckin’ image.
my brain just went “NOPE” and redacted that
good brain :)
Yeah, that’s one of the few times I’d be okay with reality being re-written in my head
It… It’s gotta be Adult Maggie from when they showed the kids all grown up, right? …right?
Would have to be, Lisa is incredibly high also and I find it hard to believe that the majority of horny humans would choose a 9(?) Yr old. But she’s been depicted as an adult a bunch of times
the majority of horny humans would choose a 9(?) Yr old.
Selection bias, it’s a large number of people who are actively seeking out R34 content, we also don’t know if it’s an actual majority because we don’t have a total number, just these top figures.
Perhaps majority is the wrong word, rather she is the most popular with horny humans. Im not referring to humans in general but pointing out that I’m saying Lisa is no. 2 on a ranked list. People are freaking out over Maggie when Lisa is also right there and far higher.
So I suspect they’re both on the list for the same reason, and Lisa is higher because her adult version is used way more often and is more familiar.
EDIT: Jesus Christ, the list has Louise Belcher. She’s 5
Lisa Simpson being 2nd is vile wallahi 🤮
Hope you don’t find out who #11 is. (I DDG’d it and wish I hadn’t.)
Was thinking “surely it can’t be worse than Lisa Simpson”. I was wrong. I was so incredibly wrong.
R34 doesn’t allow loli or shota content anymore. So all of the content of children is just them aged up looking like actual adults. Still questionable, but better.
Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-
Amy Wong
We shouldn’t judge others so harshly…
I’d have an orgy with her any time.
Lisa Simpson? Louise Belcher? Aren’t they little kids?
I used to subscribe to r/rule34 for a laugh but somewhere along the line it went from being silly to being an excuse to make underage cartoon characters into porn. So this list doesn’t surprise me.
How does Lisa and Meg beat out Lois Hayley and Amy. Wft is that shit.
Comment section full of idiots thinking this is real.
It’s Rule 34. It’s always real.
Just FYI: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=icame
Was not expecting Elon Musk.
I’m happy to say I’ve never fapped to any of those, too cringe
Same.
I mean has nothing to do with the fact that I’m a gay man.
Ned Flanders: ominous music
He’s not big or hairy enough for me. Gimme someone like Stoick the Vast. Or, honestly? Captain Gantu… mmmm… Captain Gantu…
Stupid sexy Flanders!
You’re never too old to try
Actually I consider those the hentai for old people.
princess bean is also like 16 i think like a 4th is ilegal
Well no she doesn’t exist, she doesn’t have an age and so it’s not illegal. These are fictional characters
“I swear this 6-year-old looking character is really 21, officer”
It’s a 200+ year old vampire I swear!!!
Honest question since i’m not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious anyway
Er, that’s not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.
What you need to worry about is the fact she’s 8 years old.
She is 38, in the episode Bart to the Future.
Episodes where Lisa is 38 = 1
Episodes where Lisa is a child = 767
I think it is more than 1… https://www.imdb.com/list/ls056380696/
2D but feeling 3D
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious
It’s normal.(We are degenerate 😣)
now what would MY Simpsons porn parody be? https://youtu.be/QGJ_gy42yVM
Okay, I can’t speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it’s very simple:
- see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
- neuron activation
- you are now horny
There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest
Wait, you don’t imagine elaborate narratives where, say, Adrien Brody’s car breaks down in a stretch in the wilderness with nothing but your cabin for miles. So he walks toward the only structure and I’m there studying mosses and it’s so remote I have a sat phone I let him use to call for help, but it’ll be a while so I make him some tea and we get to talking. Night falls before help comes so I light a fire in the pit and let him borrow a sweater I stole from an ex and pull out a bottle of whiskey I was saving for something special but it’s special enough. It keeps us chatting untill the early hours when a tow truck finally shows and I see him off. When I get home from my studies I find a package waiting for me—it’s the sweater he borrowed, a thank you card, and a bottle of fine whiskey?
(I’m uncomfortable sexually fantasizing about real people.)
hm I see. That’s not how it works for women (usually)
That’s really just describing gooners and teenagers… I don’t think most of us not permanently online guys think like that
meg famy guy
Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.
Is booru a site or an app
Its an image board style, like a Chan (4chan, 8chan etc).
Safebooru, danbooru and gelbooru are some of the booru’s I know.
explain in normielang
I’ll let this explain itself.
Blocked in turkey
Amına koduğumun piç iti yüzünden.
Milletimiz buna hiç bi şey demedi, ama gezi parkın çiçeklerine dokunursa aman Allahım, hemen protestoya direk!
Ah, you might need to use ErdoBooru
It’s an image dump, full of anime pics/porn/etc.
Findafox is a good, work-safe example.
Even THAT is blocked by turkey wtf
I had to connect with a VPN
Wow, that’s surprising. It’s got less than a dozen users posting cute fox photos. Maybe they’re automatically blocking booru software, since plenty of others have porn.
What else do these all have in common?
They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.
Yup. Flat colors, thick ink lines, and very little detail. The goal is for animators to be able to reproduce the art quickly and reliably, to be able to churn out dozens of seasons.
