I dumped seltzer water into the ocean so now some of it is carbonated, boom earth unflattened.
Ocean acidification: Am I a joke to you?
does that mean earth is a soda?
Fo real
What do you mean none of it is carbonated? Ain’t you ever heard of soda springs?
What?? How?!
Shit, he just convinced me! I have no arguments against insanity, so I must agree
There is naturally carbonated water, so…
You denier!
Where the fuck are they getting Topo Chico from? Fucking Mars?
Oh, it’s all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower the pressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it’ll fizz. It’ll fizz for sure.
In some places it already does in the summer :)
Soda springs geyser: am I a joke to you?
There is a lot of ahcktually going on in here for what was a decently good dad joke.
With your donation to your local oil baron, we can change this
Can someone explain the joke for me?
When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it’s described as flat.
Flat water=non-carbonated water or sometimes tap water. Since the oceans/surface water is not sparkling/carbonated water it must be flat water. Since the earth is mostly water it must be flat, too.
All living things are made of carbon. Most living things live in the water.
Ergo: Most water is carbonated.
Most things live on land, about 2% of Earth’s biomass is in the oceans.
There are a lot of trees, fungus, and cows
