• wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    Look, Jim, I know you don’t like the explosive collar we bolted to your neck, but you’ve GOT to stop messing with company property

    -you

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      No its more

      This thing is not owned by you and is required by the federal government. Please dont damage our very expensive hardware

      But yeah blow it up to an unreasonable level and anything sounds crazy.

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        The only part required by the govt is the electronic logbook. It doesnt need gps. It doesnt need ai. It doesnt need cell. It only needs the electronic logbook. So yeah - blow it up