Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square55linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldUltragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square55linkfedilink
minus-squareGhostalmedia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoThen $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoStealing a doormat is also an option.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eeBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoSo steal near a friends house.
<2$ of large keyring is an option
Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p