It is all part of a healthy diet to keep your human’s hair silky smooth and skin soft.
Prevents nuclear annihilation
Probably the same way treats for children are marketed, because they have the same requirements: it has to appeal to both children’s hedonism and parents’ desire to feel like they’re not feeding their children garbage.
Of course, that’s assuming humans can understand the higher beings’ marketing. If they can’t, it’ll be marketed just like pet treats: a claim that your humans will love it, plus a lot of reassurance that the treat is actually good for your pet humans.
The same way social media is advertising now.
Basically the same, maybe add something about smell since that’s a good portion of what drives taste in humans.
Fiber: Promotes healthy pooping.
Electronic rectangle with endless content. Engineered mix of rage-bait, cuteness, and fake news will have your hairless ape coming back for more again and again! 9/10 human veterinarians recommend! Guarantee reduced existential dread or your money back.
You’re making me want to join the Facebook vr world
Well my owner is definitely getting his money back or starting a class action suit for false advertising.
Humans, unlike the animals that human keep as pets, are capable of complex speech, so I’d bet that treats would be marketed towards the humans themselves, so that the humans then push their keeper to buy those treats. Sorta like how lots of ads for toys are marketed towards kids, because advertising works better on them and then they’ll go and push their parents to buy them.
We can speak, but can our insectoid overlords understand our speech
Probably, if they hang around us and study us that often
They just like the male’s milky secretion’s taste, the annoying meat flapping noises and whistles, not so much.
If we are separated from our parents shortly after birth, and grow up in isolation from other humans - then we would not learn to talk anyway. Note that that’s what happens with most pets that humans keep. Maybe we get to walk past some other humans in the park a couple of times a week, but that’s it.
I’m so sorry, he’s a humper. We haven’t had him castrated yet. (translated from insectoid chirping noises.)
Porno for Pyros, is that you?
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Obligatory mention of Humans Don’t Make Good Pets.
Porno for Pyros lied to us?
We’ll make Grapette
Nice try, alien marketing agency
Gets humans high
Pretty much exactly like Doritos™?
To Serve Man.
I’m getting more Fantastic Planet vibes with this one.
hadn’t heard of that but seems cool will have to give it a watch!
Three product lines of tasty fatty and salty foods that will be thoroughly enjoyed by your pet while at the same time staving off heart disease, diabetes or excessive weight gain. Perfectly formulated to help maintain the health of your pet to ensure a long healthy maximum lifespan. The food is also mixed with a special formula of perfectly balanced simulants, antidepressants, methamphetamines, anti-psychotic and microdoses of LSD and other hallucinogenics.
Product one has minimum levels of mind stimulating drugs to keep your pet happy on a regular basis.
Product two has increased doses to sedate and calm your pet when it is feeling depressed, isolated or stressed.
Product three has increased levels of addictive substances such as methamphetamines in order to be used as a control method to train your pet properly. These can used as treats in order to manipulate your pet into learning specific activities.
Ohhh can I be proactive 3
