What have you done recently that makes you stand back and proudly say, “I did that shit”?

  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER AND CLEAN YOUR PLATE - YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PUDDING UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR MEAT. I’VE BEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFE LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE, AND NOW I’M RUNNING THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE TO SUPPORT AN INGRATE! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. I HATE LIVING IN ALBUQUERQUE. I SHOULD’VE BEEN SOMETHING - LIKE A SURGEON.