That’s crazy I don’t think they would
There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they’ll put ads anywhere.
There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as “ads in our anuses”?
Depends on how far you push it in.
I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?
Directal TV
Probably not, but they’d definitely patent the method.
There’s not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That’s the only problem, though, if you’re advertising the right product.
That would be shit!
Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a “ProctoProd®” for bass. Bruce’s predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else’s.
“It’s morse code!”
You’ve never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.
There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.
You can bet your ass they would.
I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers’ bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can’t read the ads, but I’m pretty sure they are for gambling websites.
What the flying fuck?
In some places proctology isn’t what it was.
they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.
I think they’d plaster our loved ones’ coffins with adverts if they could.
“Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors”
