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minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 days agoCare to explain HOW there are so many murders in your retirement village?
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·5 days agoAmphetamines in the water supply. Next question.
minus-squareSharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoOnly if you need them to outrun RFK Jr, or live in that one particular place with all the homicides … these two things may be related.
minus-squareBurningRiver@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoJokes on him. The MMR booster I just got yesterday makes me run a lot faster than the only Kennedy everyone really hates.
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 days agoThey draw blind straws every week on who has to be the murderer.
minus-squarem4xie@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoEvery time someone passes on naturally, they stage it as a murder
Care to explain HOW there are so many murders in your retirement village?
Amphetamines in the water supply.
Next question.
Can I have some?
Only if you need them to outrun RFK Jr, or live in that one particular place with all the homicides … these two things may be related.
Jokes on him. The MMR booster I just got yesterday makes me run a lot faster than the only Kennedy everyone really hates.
For the greater good.
THE GREATER GOOD!
They draw blind straws every week on who has to be the murderer.
Every time someone passes on naturally, they stage it as a murder