lemmyreader@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 7 months agoYes, butlemmy.mlimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squarejkrtn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoYou go to reach for a coffee and the wrist hole of your sleeve suddenly accordions over your entire hand as an ad unfurls from your shoulder.
minus-squareNoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-27 months agoI open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST! A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP. My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoThe future of neurolink.
You go to reach for a coffee and the wrist hole of your sleeve suddenly accordions over your entire hand as an ad unfurls from your shoulder.
I open the toilet seat to have a pee, a three foot flag unfurls from the ceiling, ITS HONDAFEST!
A small corporate social media account emerges from the bowl, screaming relatable phrases it copied from r/memes. ITS GIVING SAVINGS, FAM NO CAP.
My wife enters asking if I’m ok. I reach out for her, too late, she has become a smiling vacant eyed Summer’s Eve ad. Not so fresh, I weep.
The future of neurolink.