• CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today
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    7 months ago

    I’ve been banned from my neighborhood park for eating all the wild mushrooms and jumping on turtles, video games ruined my life:(

      • CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today
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        7 months ago

        I dove into a storm drain and got stuck, but fortunately some guy with a fishing pole came by, hooked his lure to my pants, and reeled me out :)

    • metaStatic@kbin.social
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      7 months ago

      I’ve just been running around a dark room, eating pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.

      you’re playing the wrong games my friend.

    • bitwaba@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

      • CatOnTheChainWax@lemmy.today
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        7 months ago

        Ah yer late on that thar joke yee laddie, now off on that wagon wit yee and I’ll boop ye on yees head and make yee sleep, I know yee we’re trying to cross the border and walked right into that imperial ambush…