I thought 3 beers are a meal?
There’s a pork chop in every bottle!
Edward 40 hands.
Whu do something depraved like that when you could probably also find some expired spicy peanuts In your cupboard. You certainly won’t regret washing down an entire can of expired spicy peanuts with two beers.
I accidentally drank 20
It’s a multiple of two, you should be fine.
Just kick back and relax, you’re good for 10 days!
Found the Brit
One does not “find” a Brit. They only appear when they want to be seen.
Wel thank you good sir/madam! What an enjoyable and interesting video clip!
Two is not filling enough
Try switching to Guiness
Guiness is actually a light beer. About the same calories as bud light. It just looks heavy because the grains are dark roasted
That’s why I look heavy too.
You just dark roasted yourself
Almost burnt myself.
Actually, it the nitrogen that is used for carbonation as opposed to CO2. Give it a much more velvety mouth feel.
Drink cider like a real salt of the earth hard working man. Got to make sure it’s scrumpy to get a bit of food in it.
Ooooh scrumpy – now there is a delicious treat I haven’t had in a while!
what no good frozen food in stores does to a mfer
Excellent chaser to my sleeve of saltines.
no snacks no real food just two beers
What if, and hear me out… I have half a sleeve and one beer? No regrets? Or maybe just one regret?
I think that may be how a regert is born. (Intentional.)
The regret is the missed second beer due to consuming saltines for no reason.
I haven’t indulged in a saltines sleeve in awhile, I ought to do something about that
You certainly will not regret it
flour products cause me joint & muscle inflammation & pain, And yes I’ve tested this with delicious comforting saltine crackers and the pain is unfortunately real 😓 fruit has this effect on me too 😭
Noxy nooooo
Just two?
Two beers to get rid of the shakes so you can get down to business.
If you ever decide to stop, seek medical assistance. If you are to the point where you get the shakes, the detox could kill you if you quit cold turkey.
No joke. I used to brew my own, and my recipe for a Spring Maibock had a RIDICULOUS grain bill. You could easily spend a week living off a half liter once a day on that brew. It’d put you straight to bed, but that’s sort of the point of a Lenten fast.
I will. I don’t like beer.
Now two glasses of port wine…
Bro you can drink port wine again?
I wasn’t ever unable to?
But what about that one time, when that one guy showed up to that one place on the outside of town?
Weren’t you the guy who didn’t eat for half a year?
More than half. But I can drink liquids. I wouldn’t be around this long if I couldn’t.
Nice, I thought alcohol wasn’t in the cards for you. In that case: cheers! And good luck on your health journey.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Port is pretty much the only alcohol I drink and in moderation, usually when I think I’m going to have trouble sleeping. I haven’t drank just to get drunk since college.
I do really like it though, so it’s nice to be able to have something to treat myself with.
Recommend a reasonably not shitty brand?
10-15 500ml beers is about how much one needs to get enough calories to last a day
Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years
I knew this thread would yield some useful information. I’m writing this down.
Does that include the calories necessary to process the alcohol?
Yes. Just like all recommended calorie intake figures include the calories needed to process the digestion of food.
Well, you just convinced me OP, I’m on beer diet now
I’m currently at hour 47 of only beers, no food and no water. Can’t say I’d recommend it.
If you stop drinking the cumulative hangover may literally kill you
**This is a joke as I hope is your statement
