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OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

My landlord thinks my gaming pc is for work... haha

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My landlord thinks my gaming pc is for work... haha

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OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • tombruzzo@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

  • Pistcow@lemm.ee
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    My optometrist has a cuck chair in the bathroom. Nice guy, though.

    https://ibb.co/3mB4d4P

  • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
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    1 year ago

    Wait, some landlords want tips?

    • marcie (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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      afaik youre expected, informally, to provide 2 months rent up front in japan as a tip

      • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
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        That sounds like a security deposit

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      Pretty sure it’s a meme that’s going to become real at this rate. Kinda like the “birds aren’t real” meme conspiracy theory that managed to suck a couple of fools in

      • xkbx@startrek.website
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        whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

      • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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        Good old Poe’s law.

      • Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world
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        I don’t think so. I got pushed an ‘influencer’ landlord about a year ago, and one of the videos I saw was this dude pushing tipping

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Mine doesn’t.

      He wants the whole hog in.

  • flashgnash@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Who tf tips a landlord? That’s what the rent is for

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Cuck chair?

    • Funderpants @lemmy.ca
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      I call it a sock chair, but I see where they’re coming from.

    • muffedtrims@lemmy.world
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      Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, “Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair.”

      • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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        Thank you for explaining that. I’ve got a lot to think about now.

        • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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          The whole “cuck” thing kinda only floats in certain crowds, you’re not really out of any important loop.

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            Yeah. I’ve avoided that shit since it leaked out. And here I am behind the curve.

  • Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I’m confused is this pro or anti landlord

    • CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world
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      Seems pro to me

      • OttoVonNoob@lemmy.caOP
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        In what world would anyone tip a landlord, its satire to the fact landlords keep raising rent and draining renters to nothing.

        • CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world
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          I guarantee people are tipping their landlords.

          They shouldnt be, but they are. Guilt is strong.

          Your message wasnt clear because it makes it seems like it could be “stupid renters have money for all this dumb shit but cant even tip a landlord”

          • OttoVonNoob@lemmy.caOP
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            The joke loses the punch if I point out the sarcasm:c

    • OttoVonNoob@lemmy.caOP
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      Anti

      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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        Idk what you mean that rentpig needs to manage his finances better

  • nick@midwest.social
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    Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      Shhhhhhh don’t let them know, jeez

  • davel@lemmy.ml
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    Don’t forget to gui your “housing provider.”

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
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    the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim’s loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

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    What do you mean by “tip”? You don’t tip landlords

  • drwstr@lemmy.world
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    All of those are way better things to spend money on instead of tipping a landlord

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    What the fuck is a cuck chair?

    • muffedtrims@lemmy.world
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      Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, “Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair.”

  • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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    Wait… you guys tip landlords??? I won’t even offer them coffee whenever i meet them!

    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      No. IDK what the hell they are talking about.

    • Moonrise2473@lemmy.ml
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      There was a meme about a landlord complaining on Facebook that nobody tipped them

    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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      No, it’s not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one

  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    Did a landlord try to make a meme

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    I’d rather burn my money than tip my landlord

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