• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    14 hours ago

    (Old timey PSA voice)

    "Oh no, what was that loud and terrible noise that shook your entire house, school, or workplace? You’ve likely just heard The Future! First things first, Billy, do not look directly into The Future.

    • Remember to duck and cover!
    • Be careful not to breathe the ensuing debris cloud from The Future. It is highly hazardous to your health!
    • The Future may have just destroyed everything you knew about the world before it arrived. Do not expect organized emergency services to help."