Couches are so overrated…
Don’t give him ideas, nature is suffering enough as is.
Probably
Far too large (the hole).
You mean a pre-couch¿
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Not just any furniture, no no no, underage furniture
No, no! Just prefers trans-formed trees…
Hasn’t the Lorax been abused enough? He’s seen more than he should.
no, but had a pope a couple weeks ago
not sexually ; murderously.
Not just the truth, but The Whole Truth
The Hole Truth
I wouldn’t think of him as a dendrophile.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_furniture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrophilia_(paraphilia)
Why did I open up this
rabbittree hole?Arborphelia
Have you seen Poison Ivy?
Yes, but when I saw her I thought “yeah I’d have fun with her” not “my god look at that tall rough barked tree over there, wonder if there are any good holes”
Trussy is hard though
If the tree is still alive then no…
Let see him try to do that to a dynamite tree, aka the soapbox tree. Or a manchineel tree
TekKnight, is that you?
Shady Vance’s not whole.
No, but I’m about to!
I caught 3 squirrels in the process, and got a free circumcision!
Good luck 🤞
Of course that’s a thing…
