Debates must be settled.
Zipper.
Zipper then button. Button first feels weird to me
Button, then forget to zip until there’s a cold breeze
Button first, then zipper, then put on pants.
Zip, then button
Button first. Makes it easier to zip.
Tuck in undershirt, button, buckle belt. Do things for a couple hours. Wife tells me my pants are unzipped again
Button -> Zipper
button first, both closing and opening.
Vinage 501s so I button my button first then button my zipper.
I usually button the button and immediately forget to zip the fly. Hours later after I’ve been in public all day I’ll notice that the fly is unzipped and try to zip it without anyone noticing.
So you want us to show you our arseholes while you’re showing everybody your peehole? You are a master of business.
Was someone watching the first season of Babylon 5?
Button then zip
I leave them both open for ventilation.
I leave them open to assert dominance.
If they are loose enough sometimes I do the zipper first, otherwise I do the button first to make the zipping easier.