Oh wow how are they gonna kill women and children with this wonderful discovery
Another win for the AI robots
Could they electroplate the material with nickle? Nickle Iron batteries are the best, but nickle needs a lot of surface area inside the battery.
At last, hardware built to run my code!
Please please please please please be the thought child of a member if the flying spaghetti monster religion
2095: Humanity finally succumbs to the “almost indestructible” Flying Spaghetti Monster machines
spaghetti
The factory must grow.
Oh, finally a computer chip capable of running my code.
Look at you, using your noodle
This is interesting in a “how far can you launch a pumpkin using an air canon” way, not a “you only need to cool this down to -40C to make it super conduct” way. It’s a fun experiment with nearly zero practical purpose outside of some very niche edge cases. Wearable computing is probably the only realistic one at the moment for a CPU that you can stretch a little and runs incredibly slow.
Wearable computing is a huge market if you can literally embed this into clothing.
Massive
By stretchy do they mean slightly less brittle and thus slightly more impact resistant? Not that this is a problem we need solving. The biggest issues we need to solve in technology are batter and glass
So…
What’s your spaghetti policy here?
And we’ll never hear anything about it ever again.
I thought the same thing about soft, bend-able screens. But that became a fairly big thing.
What is the next big thing you’re thinking will fail? I gotta invest some pennies
quantum computing once they break meaningful encryption, not 2 bit RSA. it’ll be super overhyped, become super important, and then it’ll settle down a bit once everyone switches to new encryption algorithms
I’m pretty sure this internet thing is going to turn out to be a fad.
Just like with cancer vaccines, fusion and certain incurable viral vaccines
Maybe we will, maybe we won’t, but at least it’s tech news for a change. 😄
I compute-a da meatball
That’s kinda interesting. My first thought on seeing that image, though, was ‘ramen + autism = good!’
PC Gamer regurgitating the abstract of random research papers makes baby jesus cry.
Have chat GPT make it interesting.
- some editor
I don’t know why but this makes me picture some dusty old-school newsroom with that one guy in all the TV shows smoking a cigar acting kind of like an asshole, and he looks up from the rough draft and while pointing at it with the cigar half-yells “have ChatGPT take a crack at it, maybe it’ll spice things up!”
Of course: baby Jesus hates popularization of science or engineering. Baby Jesus loves your money and obedience.
“Regurgitation without critical thought is fundamentally counter to the principles of science and engineering”
- Jesus 4:12
Regurgitation without critical thought is
called synopsis and is a vital part of “popularization of science or engineering”
Also sprach Zarathustra.
Lol
- God 31:5
No u
- Satan 66:6
Wow apple
- Snow White 3:17
