What’s under there? Luxurious locks of hair? Bags of cash from his Russian overlords?
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A suit?
He is wearing what appears to be a suit jacket!
But did he say thank you?
Another smaller beanie.
Which is also over another smaller beanie.
Russian matryoshka style. Figures.
Tim Pool doesn’t have a formal education beyond the fifth grade - White House press room access sounds like a perfect fit here.
A balding man.
I heard he has the bam bam bigelow tattoo
It isn’t brains.
Bags of cocaine
a giant dent in his head stuffed with old socks
Watch Men in Black 3 for a small clue.
So “Tim Apple” is CEO of Apple, and Tim Pool is on the White House press pool.
Does Trump just believe in some kind of obligate nominative determinism? If I change my name to “Tim General”, can I sit on the National Security Council?
Trump probably thinks
TomTim Cotton runs the cotton industry.
