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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoHuman oviposition is my fetish so maybe I do.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoThe problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoBut you could be missing out! Have you tried a botfly? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoNo but I do have a couple of these (NSFW).
minus-squareMelt@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoI don’t understand how to use these. Do you have instructional video for using on woman?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoI feel like I have to erase my browser history now.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoHow many did you order?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoThey warn you not to use the silicon eggs anally. I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life but I would consider that warning.
Human oviposition is my fetish so maybe I do.
The problem is that you only get to satisfy that fetish once.
Once is all I need.
But you could be missing out! Have you tried a botfly?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Botfly
No but I do have a couple of these (NSFW).
I don’t understand how to use these. Do you have instructional video for using on woman?
I feel like I have to erase my browser history now.
How many did you order?
Not enough.
They warn you not to use the silicon eggs anally.
I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life but I would consider that warning.