Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoI literally died.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageI literally died.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoA good company meets needs. A great company creates markets.
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoThe police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months ago“Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity.”
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoThat’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.
minus-squareRose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoDid you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?
A good company meets needs. A great company creates markets.
The police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.
“When life gives you bricks.”
“Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity.”
You forgot step 1, be rich
That’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.
Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?
That’s how they caught me