• PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
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    Many of those who are still sending the emails are sending similar messages each week or are viewing them as a joke.

    Seriously. Anyone who’s not taking the opportunity to entertain themselves via their emails is missing out on a chance for a rare level of workplace joy.

    If it were me I would be diligently sending in something like this every week:

    1. Saved $150 billion from the federal budget, I will take no further questions
    2. Wasn’t woke
    3. Mission to Mars planned and confirmed for 2026
    4. Asked my staff every five minutes what they were working on and threatened to fire them if it wasn’t good enough
    5. Executive time
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      1. Leveraged synergy
      2. Integrated corporate infrastructure
      3. Networked
      4. Circled back to all previous pings to close the loop
      5. Synergized networks
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    2 months ago

    Well, bud, you should have left the Sieg Heils on 4chan, you fucking idiot. Empathy is weakness, remember?

  • kreskin@lemmy.world
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    He claims he wants to leave politics but he still is never seen without a bright red “make American great” or “trump was right about everything” hat. Its almost like he’s lying, or something.

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    to be fair, who could have predicted that insulting and damaging your best customers was a bad marketing strategy?

  • This guy can’t even wear a hat right and thinks he looks intimidating/provocative/authoritative doing his little fingertip touching hands. He’s such a narcissistic fucking nerd who never got out of his Joker phase. It really is too bad that he lived being thrown down that flight of stairs.

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    Titled should be “Musk wants you to believe he wants out of politics…”

    It’s all a big act for this psychopath.

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      He’s hurt that no one likes him. Seriously. He was raised to believe he was superior, and cannot comprehend that all us peasants don’t worship him. The gamer stunt is an attempt to make teenage boys like him. For a 54 year old man, that is pathetic.

      He has the emotional maturity of a teenage boy. He’s never faced adversity, and never had to socialize with the peasants to learn basic social skills.