I don’t use mine because I’m too preoccupied with my tinder matches to even realize that I’m turning. I coast through(literally) life imagining myself the hero of my unsung story and everyone else is the villain.

why can’t these self-centered assholes understand that I’m the good guy?!

uh-oh, I’m getting pulled over again for texting this while driving. another corrupt cop oppressing me!

/s