“Updating our top story for tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” — Chevy Chase, Weekend Update
… Dammit now I have to do Anarchist Spain in HOI4 again
Get fucked, Franco, you suck at encirclement!
thriller starts playing
Breaking news! In Forest Lawn, Glendale, a video crew set up to record the secretly planned reawakening of Michael Jackson. After an interview Michael Jackson belaboured that he is no longer the king of pop, but a lich king. When the interviewer asked what that was, the undead Michael Jackson called him ignorant - and then ate his face.
Thriller did warn us.
Hipster MJ was a lich before he was undead.
Had the hipster hat too.
Typical Michael Jackson.
Any new updates or is the screenshot from today? Because I doubt it.
He’s still dead. Sorry to inform.
Wait! He’s-
No… false alarm. He’s still dead.
Heartbreaking
Check the page tomorrow. Maybe different?
Sounds good. Thanks
A bizarre bit
When he rises from the grave, we will all be happy this account is out there doing its job.
