Squats, I guess?
Republicans love a thicc booty.
GUCCI LOAFERS CLEAN IT UP ON LEMMY SNEED’S SUCK JANNIES FLOYD CHUCK’S I CAN’T FANCY GERMAN CAR AND GUCCI LOAFERS AND ON LEMMY DILATE CITY SLICKER CHUCK FUCK CITY SLICKER AND FEED JANNIES JANNIES DILATE FUCK SNEED’S CHUCK’S FEED SUCK CHUCK’S AND CLEAN IT UP JANNIES SEED I CAN’T I CAN’T DILATE SNEED CLEAN IT UP SEED FLOYD JANNY FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNY SEETHE ON LEMMY CITY SLICKER SEETHE SNEED FANCY GERMAN CAR
FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR FLOYD HOT POCKETS I CAN’T FUCK FEED FANCY GERMAN CAR CITY SLICKER CITY SLICKER JANNIES CHUCK’S CLEAN IT UP CHUCK’S SNEED CITY SLICKER SUCK FUCK FOR FREE CITY SLICKER FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK SUCK CITY SLICKER SEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE FLOYD JANNIES ON LEMMY FEED ON LEMMY SEETHE GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED’S SEETHE SNEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK’S SNEED’S CITY SLICKER SEED AND SNEED’S FEED JANNIES FLOYD AND CITY SLICKER CITY SLICKER FLOYD
COPE JANNY FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNY JANNIES SNEED ON LEMMY ON LEMMY SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE CLEAN IT UP JANNIES SUCK CHUCK ON LEMMY SEED ON LEMMY PARK AVENUE MANICURE CITY SLICKER ON LEMMY JANNY COPE JANNIES FUCK SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS FUCK CLEAN IT UP FEED SEETHE SUCK SNEED FOR FREE FANCY GERMAN CAR FEED SEED CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS CITY SLICKER SNEED GUCCI LOAFERS FOR FREE JANNY GUCCI LOAFERS JANNIES COPE FOR FREE FANCY GERMAN CAR
PARK AVENUE MANICURE FLOYD FEED I CAN’T FUCK FOR FREE I CAN’T FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED AND COPE ON LEMMY CHUCK SEED SUCK DILATE DILATE SEETHE SUCK HOT POCKETS CLEAN IT UP FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED SNEED’S I CAN’T DILATE AND PARK AVENUE MANICURE HOT POCKETS I CAN’T CHUCK’S ON LEMMY PARK AVENUE MANICURE CITY SLICKER PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN’T ON LEMMY CITY SLICKER SEED FLOYD JANNIES SNEED SUCK I CAN’T ON LEMMY FLOYD JANNIES SEED FEED HOT POCKETS
HOT POCKETS SEED FOR FREE HOT POCKETS SEED SUCK CHUCK’S SEETHE CITY SLICKER JANNY COPE SEETHE JANNY SEETHE PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK’S I CAN’T JANNY SNEED SEED ON LEMMY SNEED FOR FREE GUCCI LOAFERS SEETHE I CAN’T I CAN’T FUCK FOR FREE CHUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK SNEED COPE GUCCI LOAFERS FLOYD SEETHE DILATE AND PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN’T PARK AVENUE MANICURE PARK AVENUE MANICURE ON LEMMY CHUCK I CAN’T SUCK CITY SLICKER FANCY GERMAN CAR CLEAN IT UP
FEED COPE DILATE I CAN’T DILATE SEED AND JANNY SNEED’S COPE GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK SNEED FUCK JANNIES FLOYD AND SNEED CITY SLICKER DILATE SUCK FEED SNEED’S JANNY CHUCK SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE ON LEMMY GUCCI LOAFERS FUCK ON LEMMY SEED HOT POCKETS I CAN’T FOR FREE FOR FREE JANNY HOT POCKETS SEED CHUCK’S CHUCK’S FUCK SNEED FEED DILATE I CAN’T PARK AVENUE MANICURE PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK’S FOR FREE
Something like this?
That but grabbing both legs.
Jumping very high beforehand is recommended.
Over gravel or concrete?
Why not both ?
I’m sure a thin layer of gravel will soften the landing.
squirms in discomfort
Maybe this?
I know most people know this as a kneel, but one leg is standing. Just gotta somehow get more than 50% of your weight on the standing leg, thus technically resting the back knee, and this would be kneeling, while standing.
It’s only half a kneel, so let’s just call it eel.
I was thinking this
Nah, you’ve seen NPCs do this.
It sounds like this: https://youtu.be/_GGfz-o5khc
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/_GGfz-o5khc
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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COPE ON LEMMY FLOYD FLOYD HOT POCKETS AND FANCY GERMAN CAR FUCK CLEAN IT UP JANNIES GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE COPE DILATE AND COPE ON LEMMY SEED SEED FUCK SUCK SUCK COPE DILATE GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE CITY SLICKER CHUCK CHUCK’S SUCK CITY SLICKER I CAN’T JANNIES JANNY CHUCK’S SUCK CITY SLICKER PARK AVENUE MANICURE FLOYD CHUCK’S CHUCK CITY SLICKER DILATE FUCK FLOYD FANCY GERMAN CAR SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED’S SEETHE
Stand with your knees on the floor? I guess just lay prone on your stomach? PLANK FOR THE PATRIOTISM CROSS!
As a Patriot of Family Values, I always plank for the patriot cross and everyone else should too.
It’s called pulling a kaepernick
Steel or Knand.
I hope US enemies don’t find this. They could use it to force US soldiers to stand up during engagements and then force the US soldiers to kneel when they’re doing fire and movement.
Geneva Convention Article 39:
- It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations
This one weird trick defeats your enemy in seconds and makes you a war criminal.
Slav squat?
