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robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

She did her best ok?

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She did her best ok?

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robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world
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    Been there. In my secondary school, every week a class was selected for performing well (so good feedback for behaviour and homework sort of stuff) so the class got a tenner I think. So at the end of the year when we won so many times we had about 100 quid so the teacher wanted to see what everybody wanted to do and of course the class said party. So the teacher had to plan out how to spread 100 pound on food for a class of 30 and she used her own money too. My form teacher was a legend.

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      In my primary school they did it based on the cleanest classroom. Except all we won was a $2 Freddo frog. The teachers wouldn’t let us vacuum though, and rather than just not eat inside and not make a mess, we went around with tape to pick up all the carpet crumbs

  • alyth@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “it’s” - nice touch to hint at the underfunded school system

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      No capital to start the sentence, no period, “bough” instead of bought. Yep.

      TBF there’s a whole separate mindset of online communication that seems to demand shitty writing and spelling, like there’s peer pressure to not do it right even if the writer might know better. One would hope in a more formal setting the writer would do better. Maybe.

      • alyth@lemmy.world
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        too each they’re own i guess ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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          1 year ago

          The missing arm is icing on the cake, even if it wasn’t intentional.

        • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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          Killin’ me, man. Didn’t see what the reply was for and had a brief “WTF” over the writing, lol.

  • mtchristo@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Some teachers deserve all the good in the world.

  • jeffw@lemmy.world
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    My parents were both teachers, so I feel this lol

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Filthy fat cat with two thin slices

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    I like how the pronoun suggests that the teacher is an actual cat.

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      We confirmed the lawyer is not a cat, but not the teacher.

  • RealFknNito@lemmy.world
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    This is one of those memes like Tom and Jerry. The whole “I sided with Jerry as a kid but now that I’m an adult, he’s kind of a piece of shit to Tom.” Wisdom isn’t inherent of age but man, to those who pay attention it can hit hard.

    • jettrscga@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Same with Spongebob. I understand Squidward now.

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    With it is own money?

    • chatokun@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Gender neutral, but forgot their existed.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        *they

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    1 year ago

    Its 💀

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    I remember the teacher would have us bring a few bucks and wed get a slice of pizza during the pizza parties, while we watched some movie on the TV. I guess it must have been some chill out time for the teacher after a long week or something?

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    Is this you robocall? Did you do this and then make a shitpost about it? I salute you.

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    Everyone is calling out “it’s” but not bough?

    • spikespaz@programming.dev
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      Invisible because there is a T nearby

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      *bough tit

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      Good call, my eyes fixed that for me without me noticing.

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    deleted by creator

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    I was in the later years of elementary school when the American school system really started to become grossly underfunded.

    I repeatedly heard my teacher grumbling about copy paper and lack of supplies. A coupe of times, my teacher complained to ME! Expressing how they were stressed out about not being able to get all the stuff they needed to teach and didn’t mean to snap at me like that. O_O

    I really felt bad for them, they couldn’t do anything to stop it.

    • Xanthrax@lemmy.world
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      Same experience. They’re trying to turn education into a pyramid scheme.

  • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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    This made me feel sad and happy for a bit. What a strange emotion…

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    Our class party’s were always “bring a plate” type parties - parents would give the kids a plate of something to contribute

    It was the best.

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      Potluck is best luck!

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      Potluck is always the best way to have a party, everyone contribute something.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        I remember doing “stone soup” which was kinda the same thing. There’s just one big pot of soup and everyone contributes ingredients to it.

        • robocall@lemmy.worldOP
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          I’d show up with a bay leaf

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            I love this comment because I recently learned bay leaves are hilariously divisive.

            There are some pretty heated / humorous articles out there about them. I love it.

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            “No no, that’s good! Everyone give Timmy a hand, he brought something edible this time.”

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              I mean, I guess bay leaves are technically edible…

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          I feel like that could go really great or fucking terribly depending on what kind of friends you have.

          “I contributed beef!”

          “I contributed potatoes!”

          “I contributed a bag of doritos!”

          “I contributed this bottle of moose piss!”

          You know, duality of man type thing.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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            Yeah… It was in kindergarten and 1st grade, so it could definitely get weird when it’s the kids choosing what goes into the pot.

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            “I contributed a bag of quickrete!”

            Yeah that wouldn’t work here.

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          Ooo, hot pot, it’s also a very nice way to have dinner party.

      • Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml
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        Potluck with friends: Great!

        Potluck with strangers: Disgusting!

    • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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      party’s

      For fucksake guys

      • aulin@lemmy.world
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        For fuck’s sake, guys

        FTFY

        • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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          Naaaah in Scotland “fucksake” is definitely a single word!

          • Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml
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            Now I hear it spoken like:

            Oh, fer fhucs sayk!

          • nexguy@lemmy.world
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            “Naaaah. In Scotland…”

            Fixed

            • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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              Have you actually heard a Scottish person speaking? There’s nae commas or full stops, just a stream of incomprehensible drivel from start to finish

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          fugseg

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        It’s

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