Fuck off, The White House.
Said every abuser
Omg, xitter is like wild west. Say thank you to my beatings and you will be rewarded!
Wtf.
… rewarded by 1) recognition of your weakness/passivity 2) further abuse & ridicule, and 3) escalating demands.
My brain is aware that this is a real tweet, but it still hasn’t completely registered yet. This is utterly insane.
The last White House tweet after the silo doors open vibes.
Punishment will continue until morale improves.
Let me abuse you because eventually it’ll be over. You’ll be abused and I’ll be satisfied but at least it’s over.
Totally normal thing for a government to post
Fucking delusional…
…is this real? Cuz Jesus christ
Insert standard They-Live.meme. Sleep, Obey, Consume.
The hilarious thing about the white house twitter is this counts as official communication, it must be printed out and stored in long-term records. Students of some future nation will be reading these tweets.
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