This deserve to be in c/NotTheOnion.
Of course they are - it’s very difficult for a rat to use a lighter.
How did they decarboxylate it though?
“rats”, “eating”.
just asked the “smoked” pig.
The eating part could be true, but I think they got the wrong species of mammal. It’s more of a porcine variety.
3/4 of the way through the headline I was like, that isn’t good, then that’s funny finishing it…
Maybe if your cannabis didn’t taste so good, the rats wouldn’t be eating it.
New Orleans police need to store their marijuana somewhat other than the evidence room. That’s going to get confusing.
What’s the likelihood that those rats are whiye lab rats and very friendly to people?
Damn rodents smoke my weed too!
Welp, I guess they gotta let a lot of people go due to a lack of evidence. :P
Will you arrested him with the big bag of drugs but the rats ate it all, *winks, oh dear.
c/nottheonion worthy
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They probably have never heard of steel boxes?
Hard to steal weed out of steel boxes and then blame it on the rats.
That’s exactly the idea.
