renzev@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 months agoSolutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square192fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageSolutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions.lemmy.worldrenzev@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square192fedilinkfile-text
Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoMore like Problem → new ProblemSolverFactory().createProblemSolver().solveProblem();
minus-squaremryessir@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoNo internal logging framework/facade used!
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoExactly. And configured by 5000 lines of brittle XML.
minus-squarerenzev@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoXML is great because while most config formats compromise on either being human-readable or machine-readable, XML solves this problem by being utterly incomprehensible to man and machine alike 😍
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoNeeds more Beans and AbstractFactoryFactory
minus-squaredeathmetal27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoAnd then it throws a NullPointerException.
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No internal logging framework/facade used!
Exactly. And configured by 5000 lines of brittle XML.
But you repeat yourself.
XML is great because while most config formats compromise on either being human-readable or machine-readable, XML solves this problem by being utterly incomprehensible to man and machine alike 😍
Needs more
BeansandAbstractFactoryFactoryAnd then it throws a NullPointerException.