Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.
Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.
Fuck you OP.
It was a test kick! I’m very well hydrated!
I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not
Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!
You got me, that’s the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.
So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.
Apparently it is just the ones containing menthol, salicylic acid, alcohols, camphor, or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.
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Carmex has nearly everything you listed haha
Jokes on you, I don’t have any lips!
I don’t have dry lips, you have failed.
No wonder he lost his five star rating
Criticized once. dies
My dry ass-lips are none of your business.
There’s a joke about chaps in here I’m not deviant enough to discover.
I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂
Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.
Uncalled for
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.
