This guys has a one-track mind.

Maybe he’s just training for the real thing.

Okay, one more…. Uhhhhhhh

If he does this one more time, they may send him up the river… to try having sex with a seat on the ferry.

10 whole minutes? Damn that’s persistence. He’s the John Wick of fucking furniture.

I didn’t know Vance was visiting Missouri

Meth, the drug that makes you so horny you’ll move on JD Vance’s ex.

Sick bastard, that seat was only 4 years old.

His sister was busy

Withholding my opinion until I see this seat.

Some people just need to learn to keep their sex lives at home

JD Vance

Are these the trains people the Republicans are so worried about?

They put a picture of traveler on a train near the bottom, but the guy has his fucking shoes on the seat. That’s almost as bad as having sex with the thing. Fuck you.

JD back from Greenland already?

Goddamnit, Missouri Man! When will you learn?!