JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days agoSell the sizzle, not the quakelemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days ago After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise. I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoI once worked at a homeless shelter. People were sneaking vodka in through the emergency exit so someone had the brilliant idea to chain it shut. I was Jesús-flipping-tables furious.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoThis is why many emergency exits set off alarms when opened.
minus-squareJimVanDeventer@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoThat is what we ended up doing. Turns out murdering poor people wasn’t the only option.
I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.
I once worked at a homeless shelter. People were sneaking vodka in through the emergency exit so someone had the brilliant idea to chain it shut. I was Jesús-flipping-tables furious.
This is why many emergency exits set off alarms when opened.
That is what we ended up doing. Turns out murdering poor people wasn’t the only option.