Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That’s how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.
And that’s why I spell Capitalism, “H” “I”. I welcome capitalism in all it’s beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.
Mmmmm, balogna and chocolate in a cup. Why are we just now inventing this??
Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That’s how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.
And that’s why I spell Capitalism, “H” “I”. I welcome capitalism in all it’s beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.