Since this wasn’t apparent the last time I asked… no, I’m actually not a US citizen or green card holder (permanent resident). Just happened to be in this country for a long time due to career reasons.
leave an upperdecker in every tank toilet you can.
Yeah, fucking over some wageslave by making them clean that up really sends a message to the country. TF, man.
what’s wrong with leaving your mark on the world?
Please tell me this isn’t what I think it is 👀
This isn’t what you think it is. (It is)
Eat some good barbeque.
I don’t suppose you’d be up for a political assassination or two…?
Maybe go visit the Statue Of Liberty, before it gets melted down.
Statue of France**
The price of copper is $4.44 per pound. Lady liberty is composed of 176,000 lbs of copper. Melting her down would be worth $781,440 which is less than it would cost to dismantle and melt her down. Basically she’s not worth the trouble.
You finally did it, you melted it, you maniacs!
You tell that to a tweaker with a van.
It’s not a cost issue, she’s a DEI hire.
Take a picture of “The New Colossus” in particular. I doubt people in the future will believe it was really there.
It’s such a beautiful poem too.
Brings a tear to my eye when I read it, but unfortunately not for the reasons Emma Lazarus may have hoped for when she penned it 😢
Along with the handful of political assassinations, how do they feel about kids in the line of fire? Cause there’s this scumbag that always carries a small meat shield. Some people would prefer not to hurt lil meat shield, but I personally see it as a small price to pay to keep a fascist out of power.
Visit some national parks if you can (while they still exist).
The Grand Canyon is amazing
Wipe your feet on the way out.
Sag zum Abschied leise “Servus”.
Were you just on H1-B status the entire time?
I… don’t quite feel comfortable sharing the full details, but F-1; I have submitted a green card application too but no way it’s gonna pass now. I might find an opportunity to write about it a bit more in the future
Oh no worries, I was just curious as someone who’s familiar with the process. No need to elaborate further if you’re not comfortable sharing. Good luck with your future endeavors!
Vandalise something
Have a plan for investments and bank accounts.
Update correspondence information.
Sell or give everything you are not taking.
Take me with you!!
Yes. But im not allowed to say it. But you most definitely should
Mario sees you
Someone needs to
Don’t forget to have fun and be yourself.
Close the door firmly after you leave.
So others can’t get out? So others still can’t come in? So we don’t let out all the AC?
Find out next time on: Puzzling Commentary!™
this has been a Desilu presentation.
I assumed for closure, to put it behind you after you leave.
Get a few public library cards. Then abroad you can use it to borrow ebooks and audiobooks for free.
I have to renew mine in person every 3 years or so.
Those libraries won’t be around much longer, unless heavily curated and basically useless.
Mine are 95 percent county funded in a blue zone. State is already trying to lay down the law only to discover they don’t give much in the way of funds. No bucks no leverage. Only law they passed got overturned.
Libraries are not a US only thing.
Libraries with access to the enormous amount of English language content are usually only found in English speaking countries, though.
Good luck finding more than a few books on niche topics in, say, Dutch (ask me how I know).
I deeply regret not hanging onto my US library card.
Understandable, just another reason to learn the country’s language then.
He just said there weren’t any in Dutch on his niche topic. Your suggestion to learn more Dutch doesn’t make sense.
Yeah, I completely misread the comment, I’ll just take the L sorry.
She, but thank you, this was my point exactly.
I speak the language fluently; that’s not the problem.
It’s the fact that there are a much smaller number of books available on most topics because the country is so small.
Open as many credit cards as you can and spend all the money and don’t worry about paying it back it’s all good
I mean the banks most likely gonna carsh in a few years anyway.
yeah I wonder why
we could the silliest thing if we all did it at the same time! Wouldn’t it be so funny?
Years? Maybe for for all of them to fold but I wouldn’t be shocked for several to start shuttering this year
