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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

The code was very janky, but it worked

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The code was very janky, but it worked

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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

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Make it faster and jankier with precalculated lookup tables!
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  Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.
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    Screw calculating values for variables, just initialize it pointing to a random memory address and get a value for free! (Assuming your program doesn’t segfault).

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