Ansel@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agothose damn vegans!thelemmy.clubimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imagethose damn vegans!thelemmy.clubAnsel@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareEmoDuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoI’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online. 80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
minus-squarerickyrigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoI’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
I’ve been acclimatizing to a fart-only lifestyle by micro dosing on e-girl farts I buy online.
80% of my oxygen and 30% of my calories I get from farts now.
I’m going to crawl into a burlap sack and throw myself off a bridge like an unwanted litter of kittens.
Imagine this, but with no context