• lath@lemmy.world
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    It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*

    *Or not.

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      23 hours ago

      Yup. Just imagine what the seats would look like if they were white. Probably also a graffiti pattern, but an extremely unpleasant one…

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      The only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.

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        Hey now, be careful about what heresy you speak; the Dragon-Con Cult of the Marriott Carpet doesn’t fuck around!