That’s the actual headline!
A highlight:
“So now is when you and I get to spike the football and do the happy dance. BROKE-ASS DONALD TRUMP IS BROKE AS S—T! YOU PATHETIC LOSER! YOU SAGGY-ASS HOBO! YOU DON’T HAVE NO ICE CREAM … YOU DIDN’T GET NONE! YOU DIDN’T GET NONE!”
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It’s still beautiful
I don’t know I keep being told by trump supporters that the reason something is right is because they feel like it is - which is just an opinion.
Yeah but djt has been broke since the 90s
Dude bankrupted a casino.
Literally the very first thing I ever learned about trump was he was filing for bankruptcy.
I really enjoy the zany tone of this piece, it’s like someone let their sugar addled child at the keyboard.
This of the unfiltered voice of a journalist who’s been needing to hold something in for eight freaking years.
I want him to die broke like the people he grifted. Actually I just want him to die.
I’ll take the latter. The former? Well, people like him never truly get poor. He has too many connections and too much power.
So why can’t he just put the deeds for a few properties up as bond? Of course he is going to try to weasel out of this shit first, that is his M.O. but is there any reason why that wouldn’t work?
Real Estate is traditionally not considered secure enough to post a bond against.
Especially not his, where the name and branding have actually recently been considered more of a liability than anything else
These dipshits are going to raise money and pay his bills. Idiots.
Trump owes almost half a billion dollars at this point. No way are his fans going to be able to bail him out with a price tag that high.
I’m no fan of Donald Trump, but I also don’t think that articles like this make the situation any better.
I mean, if Donald Trump fades into the rearview mirror, that’s fine by me, but some of his legacy has been political divisiveness and personal attacks on others, and I’d rather not have people add to that pile.
You’re right we really should be nicer to the people who want to steal democracy and kill us.
Does this really qualify as news? Come now…do better.
