chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?message-squaremessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou have a time machine with a single round trip. You hate everyone. And you are lazy. What is the least you can do to completely screw over the world with your one trip through time?chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square95fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoGo back to before life formed on earth, and shit in the ocean.
minus-squaretraches@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoYou would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoAlso a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoAnd release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoAnd upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
minus-squareKissaki@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoIt’s possible someone did, and that’s where we all come from
minus-squareOtter@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-24 months ago “Hey look! It’s the first fish to walk on land” *stomps “You saw it, it was coming right at us”
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-24 months agoWho pissed in your gene pool? ^it <sup>was</sup> <sup><sup>me</sup></sup>^
Go back to before life formed on earth, and shit in the ocean.
This was my first thought, too 😂
You would immediately die in agony. No oxygen and a lot more CO2 in the atmosphere
Also a climate so scorching hot we won’t ever see anything like it again before 2030.
And release an incredible cocktail of gut and other bacteria on the world to entirely change the course of history.
And upon said death he would immediately shit himself. Mission accomplished!
It’s possible someone did, and that’s where we all come from
it would explain a lot
*stomps
Who pissed in your gene pool? ^it <sup>was</sup> <sup><sup>me</sup></sup>^