What’s your opinion of the ghost pepper?
Its really hot.
Favourite Saturday morning cartoon villain?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
Why would you want to do that?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
What are the three things you would never do, even for money?
- Kill someone
- become on of those right wing grifters
- Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
How many meals have you eaten, as an estimate, in your lifetime?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
If you had to choose between shooting Hitler or 100 kittens, which would you shoot?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
What’s your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Seems confusing.
Damn, I don’t even need to edit to make you look bad.
I’m not american.
What was your last web search?
“Who is Barry Keoghan”
Which is better hugging a kid or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
You do like snakes?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
How do you feel about dogs?
They are amazing!
:(
Do you like waffles?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Brutal
Yes.
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Pizza
What is a fruit juice that makes a good resorty-umbrella-type drink?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
What’s the best kind of ice cream?
Vanilla.