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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Forking heck

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Forking heck

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • juxta@reddthat.com
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    Sharp corners and edges, low quality stamping, hard to clean between the prongs and crevices. These are thr things thay make me throw out forks and spoons.

  • holycrap@lemm.ee
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    Got rid of mine

  • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I hate all forks big enough not to pass for a salad fork

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    Forks where the back half is heavier then the front half give me so much rage. Why my fork keep falling off my plate???

    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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      But it becomes perfectly balanced when your holding food in it

      • Llewellyn@lemm.ee
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        But when it has food on it, you hold the fork in your hand and thus can ignore imbalance

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          a) why are you putting your fork down? Dinner is a race.

          b) does your fork have a huge jeweled pomel? I can’t image a fork so imbalanced that you accidently place it such that it falls off the plate lol.

          • Llewellyn@lemm.ee
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            Some forks have really “fancy” hand - thick and heavy.

            Of course, it’s a small problem, but annoying one

  • m105@discuss.tchncs.de
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    yeah, if I get that fork by accident I go and get another 😆

    • PropaGandalf@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Fork it!

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    all my forks are like that, I hate the smaller ones

    • dingus@lemmy.world
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      Really?? Wanna trade because I can’t stand the big forks. Like why are they so large? I don’t want to consume my entire meal in a single bite.

    • Soulfulginger@lemmy.world
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      I only like the smaller ones and hate the bigger ones

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Yup

  • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know why this is posted as a shitpost. This is just life wisdom. There is a single fork in my drawer that I refuse to use, it’s basically like a salad fork, but it’s not quiet big enough to be one, but it’s too large to be used as a normal fork. I. Hate. That. Fork.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      We can’t shitpost about life now?

      • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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        I’m just joshin my dude. :)

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          I know! So am I!

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            1 year ago

            ohyou.jpg

        • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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          1 year ago

          How you know he name

          • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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            I could just feel it. OP types like a Josh.

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      Me too but now I found a good use for it. I have a Kitchen utensils holder and I just put the bad fork there. It’s great for tasting., helping ot just holding something while cutting

    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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      Just toss it man. You will not miss it.

      • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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        But my partner likes the fork. There’s the wrinkle. She doesn’t seem to have the same disdain for the fork as I do.

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    Besides the “kiddy forks”, there’s one. There’s also one spoon that I always use. If it’s dirty, I’ll clean it first

  • GoddessOfGouda@lemmy.world
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    Used to have a spoon like this, but I’ve since replaced all my silverware with matching pieces 😌 which is amazing btw

    • orphiebaby@lemm.ee
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      We did the same too. They’re also black, which is awesome.

  • Koof_on_the_Roof@lemmy.world
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    We have some forks which are made out of really thin tin you can bend them very easily. I hate those forks. No one uses them. I wish they would take the hint and fork off, instead they hang around trying to blend in with the better cutlery and get picked by accident.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      Forkget about it

  • Sabata11792@kbin.social
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    The good fork is thick and has fancy engravings. It came with the random shit in the house.

    The bad fork has a scrape on the prong. You sometimes feel it’s shameful failings across your tung. It makes the plastic disposables feel fancy.

  • Secretlysatan@lemmy.world
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    Idk why I keep this fork that’s slightly bent and I just sigh then use it.

  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m 31 going on 32 and I do have one fork I feel this way towards! Hooray, I’m adulting correctly (for once)!

  • popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I don’t see how people can eat with broken, bent or sharpened tines.

    I accidentally bite my food instruments enough that I don’t need individual instruments to be unique.

    • anakin78z@lemmy.world
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      Huh, I can’t think of a single time I’ve accidentally bitten a fork or spoon. I can’t even think of a way that it would happen. Now I’m curious if this happens to others?

      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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        Never

        Are these people trying to scrape the food off their forks using their teeth instead of lips?!!

      • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
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        I’ve accidentally bitten a fork but very rarely, every few years maybe. It’s not pleasant.

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