Ignore the terrorists distractions and start going after them.
Maliciously abuse the law in every way imaginable and start trying to strip every conservative right possible. Taking the high road is a losing strategy, start going for their throats.
Democrats: See opportunity to win women voters over due to IVF being considered abortion.
Republicans: See opportunity to win black voters over due to sneakers and menthol cigarettes.
Amy Barrett’s cult believes the IVF is manslaughter.
They totally are going to outlaw IVF, contraception, same sex marriage, interracial marriage, abortion, and the fundies want you ladies barefoot and pregnant with zero say in government or affairs of men.
They want the 1950s but on steroids because of the convenient tracker we use every single day. Your phone.
You all better be voting in November because the fundies sure will.
Also will kill all bicyclists.
Hot tub sales plummet.
That one I’m on board with because those fuckers don’t obey traffic laws.
“those women getting abortions don’t obey laws”
See how easy it can be?
If they had appropriate infrastructure they wouldn’t need to be anywhere near traffic to obey its laws
Neither do cars with speeding, parking and running red lights. Research shows cars do more infractions. But I’m sure “those don’t count”.
More infractions which are much more deadly to those around them, too.
convenient tracker we use every single day. Your phone.
Jokes on them!
I watch Mike Johnson whack off with an app on my phone!
Wait, I mean I watch him watching his son whack off! Dammit, not what I mean.
I mean Mike Johnson and his son watch each other whack off! Goddammit! Close enough.
