Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksWizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square49linkfedilink
minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoWell yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoIf we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
If we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.