Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksWizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoWell yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoIf we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
If we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.