Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksWizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoWell yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoIf we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 days agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
If we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.